courtney: dead.

it's not true, but i love how ted casablanca got me riled up with this:

There are differing opinions on precisely what happened with the pickle-prone star, but take a gander at what I've been told so far: "911 was called," relayed a close Courtney companion. "She was taken to Cedars, where she actually flatlined."

supposedly, courtney now runs the stairs of pepperdine university with pam anderson to expedite post-rehab weight loss.

the poor girl. she's had it bad.