murder at teany.
people are losing their god-forsaken minds--not so much over the murder, but over gothamist's supposed lack of sense of humor and over hipsters au generale:
Hipsters have iPods.
Hipsters use the word "like" and "totally" as sentence filler (I was all like, yeah, and she was all like, that's like totally so big) and end their sentences with an upswing.
Hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and Rheingold.
Hipsters hang at Lit, Pianos and the Dark Room.
Hipsters say "for here" instead of "to stay" when they order a slice.
Hipsters still have their old ID from Wisconsin even though they've been living in New York the past three years.
Hipsters call blacks "hip hop guys."
Hipsters complain about gentrification every time they go out.
Hipsters have tattoos of stars.
Hipsters say "in" the Lower East Side instead of "on" the Lower East Side.
Hipsters deny that they are actually hipsters themselves, despite all of the above being true.
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btw, what the fuck is this?
"Hipsters call blacks 'hip hop guys'."
what the fuck are those people doing reading gothamist if that's how they feel about them/bloggers? the hipster comments are just plain dumb.
(ultimately that joke was kinda sketch though)
that's like people going over to oceanchum and complaining about the totally awesome prose
yeah, the joke was sort of sketch, but c'mon.
(btw, i can't wait to drink pbr while, like, listening to the decemberists tonight in the park. i was just listening to their record on my ipod. afterwards i might head to pianos in the lower east side.)
Yeah, it's pretty stupid but fun to read. The only ggod comment was people call people they don't like hipsters. that pretty much sums it up. If I'm with someone and they make some sort of "look at that hipster" comment, I know the person I'm with (a) is insecure (b) probably thinks the other person looks cooler and is jealous and (c) immediately begins to lose cred in my book for making lame comments.
i admit that i will call people hipsters because i forget that people i don't know probably do the same thing - i feel like such a geek that i can't imagine anyone would ever think i was trying to be cool. i got in quite a discussion a couple of weeks ago with some guy who went to uga and was like, i hate all the hipsters in athens, meaning a lot of the people we know and like. and i was like, those kids arent hipsters! elf power is not a group of hipsters! come on! it was kind off silly. now, living in a town with two people that might be id'd as hipsters, i can't wait to go dancing at mjq!
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