random.

this weekend, i lost:

a few inches of hair off of my head
my favorite h&m black cardigan
my silver gap sandals
a few ounces of dignity on a bathroom floor in tribeca

i discovered the beautiful rockaway beach. to think, i've been frequenting coney island this entire time without realizing that rockaway is much, much better (aka, cleaner).

kate moss and i decided that we would become inventors. a list of some of our works-in progress:

deodorant clothing
veggie burger on a stick
never-melting ice
self-cleaning cutting board
beach-in-a-box
fries with cheese in the middle

we realized that many of these inventions would require some sort of enzyme, and thus, we are on the lookout for scientists to assist us.

i have decided that i want to move to providence, rhode island, even though i've never been there.

the series finale of "six feet under" was beautifully tear-inducing until the last five minutes, when it turned into a cheesy car commercial and was disappointing beyond belief.

i think i might want to get into pharmaceutical sales--even though, yes, i'm in preventive health currently.

drinks with coworkers = good times.

i want to take a cruise for my next vacation. solo.

...okay, i think that just about sums things up.