i am the new black.
the agent and i are so far outside the friend zone, it's almost laughable. still, we can't date. wouldn't work. would end in a bloodbath. we both know it.
how the fuck did this happen?
the thought of dating absolutely petrifies me. kate moss thinks this might work if neither of us label what we do or what this is. ever. EVER.
(by the way, agent, i know you're reading this. how was the date with kristina with a 'k'?)
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awkward and uncomfortable. and don't worry - i can't think of anything more petrifying than dating you. ;)
awwww... you always say the right thing!
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