pivot: scarnsworth

What is your favorite word?
globule

What is your least favorite word?
hangover

What turns you on?
absurdity

What turns you off?
fanaticism

What is your favorite curse word?
motherfucker

What sound or noise do you love?
coffee percolation or the clinking of ice cubes

What sound or noise do you hate?
the sound that radio personalities make when they have a thick film on the insides of their mouths and they open and close their mouths in the moments of silence on the air.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
forensic pathologist or cab driver

What profession would you not like to do?
orderly

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you
arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"the first round's on me, the second round's on her."