entertaining

Scattered around my apartment are empty bottles of Olde English and pinot grigio and it smells like watermelon and mussels and stale beer and it's sticky and gross and greasy and I just feel like procrastinating until someone comes over and helps me clean.

If you couldn't make the So Icy / Stuffed Potluck 2007, here's what you missed out on, kids:

• A gigantic cooler of Summer Breeze, a tasty beverage consisting of vodka, lemonade, Red Bull, and 18 cans of Coors Light, all mixed by Josh in my bathroom
• KM's flautas, a few of which I ate cold this morning for breakfast
• Paul's highly impressive antipasti spread (on a bed of leafy greens, even!) and sincere effort on the mussels, though they died en route
• My bro's stuffed pizza, using jacked ingredients from the others' contributions
• Vedette & Karl's goooooorgeous stuffed Roma tomatoes
• Porkchop & Colleen's contribution of local favorite Jake's BBQ with vegan sides
  
• My vegan pigs in a blanket with chipotle citrus BBQ sauce
• Salsa cheese dip stuffed inside a bread bowl
• Green olives stuffed with garlic
  
• Mike's watermelon face
  
• Many bottles of wine
• Many beers
• Many glasses of Summer Breeze
• Listening to "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts
• Listening to "Can You Feel It" by the Jackson 5
• Late night trip to Commonwealth with my bro, Monique, Mike, Paul, Josh, and Garett
• Late late night run to the bodega for gum and more drinks for the boys
• Late late late night viewing of "Flight of the Conchords" 'til we all just had to hit the sack

Oh, and you also missed out on us watching the following roughly seventy-five times in a row:


All in all, a success!

(Still, this place is a disgusting mess. Come help me get it back to its natural state of beauty?)