"you are, like, 10 times crazier than amber"

Day two (Thursday, July 5, 2007):

• Discussing not going down the river
• Deciding to go down the river
• Cherry-print white cotton underwear
• No tan lines!
• Losing the denim shorts in the rapids (Sorry, Amber Bear.)
• Rocks! Sandbar! (Okay, this is not fucking fun anymore!)
• Paddling six miles in a "Deliverance"/"Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown" moment
• Thelma's Lemonade
• Boiled peanuts from the gas station
• Receiving text from The Ex
• Chinese of Athens (Sorry, KM.)
• French fries in the curry
• The Manhattan
• Jess in front of Repent (Wow! Homeowner? I care little.)
• Black Sparks vs. Orange Sparks
• Small talk with The Ex (Why I care, I haven't a clue.)
• Max Canada (The ER? Room 13?)
• Free drinks galore
• Late night (unnecessary) shots of well Maker's Mark whiskey
• Tequila from the bottle (Not for me, thanks; I'm allergic.)
• Ending the night with MTV Jams