channeling dr. huang

In my constant quest for knowledge (and to make everyone declare exasperatingly, "Now, wait just a minute. Last week you wanted to be a pastry chef!"), I've decided to take a course in forensic psychology at CUNY in October.

Knowing me, upon completion of said course, I will be heading to the NYPD recruitment office or some shit.

Hey, listen: it's not that I don't know what I wanna be when I grow up, okay?

It's just that I wanna be too many things.