mais oui

Je me demande si ces applications de traduction fonctionnent vraiment ou si je parle dans quelles quantités au Français cassé?

The Fortune Cookie Application on my Facebook page told me today that my "relationship status will soon change".

That's laughable.

(Do I, however, still need to follow that fortune with "...in bed"?)

Why am I even on Facebook? Can't remember who invited me. The constant upkeep of multiple social networking sites is exhausting. I've even been suckered into Twittering now and we'll see how long that lasts.

Moving on.

Yo yo yo, more "Wire" talk: I can't even belieeeeeeeeeeeve that Stringer Bell (who is hot as a whore in church) had the audacity to...

Um.

(Those of you who have seen Season Two know what I'm talkin' about. Damn, son.)

More work completed on beret. Check.

More resumes sent out. Check check.

More chit chat with the chem teacher. Checkmate.

Tra la la. Aujourd'hui était une bonne journée.

En toute langue.