the truth

me: call an undertaker.

friend: omg i am on gchat?!?!
fuck
what the fuck happened omg

me: are you still drunk?

friend: how did last nite get so crazy?
yes
i'm all hungover sorta
maybe drunk
it's making me anxious

me: i am eating a sandwich as big as my face.

friend: i thought it was sunday!
GOOD
where can i get a sandwich as big as my face?

me: at an italian joint.
omg
last night was fucking off-the-hook insanity.

friend: yea
how did that happen?

me: two words:
SANGRIA FOUNTAIN