out of mistletoe, naturally

Paul: What are you yentas talking about now
OMG WE'RE GONNA CUDDLE WITH BOYS HE HE HE EH HE

me: !!!

Mindi: !!!
don't hate paul

Paul: You guys are retarded
and what does this mean

me: it means that eating a peanut butter cup is hot.

Mindi: who doesn't love a reeses???
how did you not get that paul?

me: mmmmm!
because he's gay.

Paul: That's not what you were screamin this summaaaaaaa

me: :-|

Paul: ahahahahaahha
omg i think this is my favorite group chat of all time

Mindi: its good

me: ahem

Mindi: it's reeses chomping good

me: it's pretty hot

Paul: jen are you blushing on the other side of that screen

me: i am not.

Paul: mmhmm
you can admit it its just me and mindi

me: no blushing.

Mindi: me either
i wish someone would make me blush
can a girl get a blush already?!

Paul: Mindi

Mindi: paul

Paul: you're so beautiful you make Supergirl look like Spidergirl

me: that's an authentic compliment coming from fanboy over there.

Mindi: SHUCKKKKKKSSSSS PAUL
thanks for the blush friend

me: her blush was nicer than mine!
wait
i wasn't blushing.
never mind.

Mindi: hahaha
true
don't let your guard down!

me: shit!

Paul: suckaaaa

me: i hate you.