sugar coma

Mom and I went to the Javits Center today for the 54th Annual Fancy Food Show and OMGWTF! Miles and miles of fancy food was to be found!

(Mom's a florist and her store does the gift basket thing, hence how we were able to snag tickets.)

I delightfully fell off the Health Wagon for the day and sampled little bites of goat milk ice cream, black truffle butter, caffeinated jelly beans, jalapeno-stuffed olives, banana peanut butter, apple rosemary preserves, chocolate-covered potato chips, wasabi mustard, fig jam, Israeli couscous, Kona coffee, raw honey, Bellini preserves (can you tell I like my condiments?), and on and on...

The best thing I put in my mouth all day, however, hands down, had to be a piece of Collier's Powerful Welsh Cheddar. It practically made me tear up.

Oh, and I snagged some peanut butter and chocolate candy samples for the guy I went out with the night before, aaaaaaaaand with whom I'll go out again tomorrow night.

Yes. I'm apparently not playing it cool at all.