big spender

So, perhaps Ikea isn't for masochists if you go on a weekday. This is the trick, you see. Also, be sure to go with someone with whom you enjoy spending time and who will tell you "My God, that is the ugliest rug ever -- you should NOT buy it", just so you can buy it and make him carry it around.

Remember that there is a FREE shuttle that takes you from Park Slope to Red Hook and not only that, but the seats are upholstered and you won't have to stand up.

Remember that even if something is listed as in stock, it probably won't be and you'll have to send your shopping companion around to seek out alternatives.

In other news, note to self: Asian food five days in a row is the epitome of good livin'.