pivot: alex

What is your favorite word?
My fear of commitment won't allow me to carry just one, but the words svelte and sohbet will do til a better one comes along.

What is your least favorite word?
Any phrase with an 'oo' sound such as canoodling or pooh poohed.

What turns you on?
Intelligence, wit, an impressive vocabulary, and quoters of Karl Marx or Oscar Wilde.

What turns you off?
Sloth, complacency, and blind acceptance. Even more so when coupled with excessive complaining.

What is your favorite curse word?
The word fuck when whispered by a woman.

What sound or noise do you love?
Bare fingers plucking the steel strings of a guitar.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Digital static. Errant zeros and ones be damned.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Minor religious cult figure with a rock star entourage.

What profession would you not like to do?
Any profession that distills meaningless authority such as middle management or law enforcemnent.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Inside the Kaaba it doesn't matter which way you point your prayer rug.