pivot: attagus

What is your favorite word?
Can't say I have a favorite.

What is your least favorite word?
Horny. The first time a girl told me she was horny I almost burst out laughing. I don't know why - I just think that word is stupid and juvenile.

What turns you on?
Fireplaces. One day I'll buy a house, and that house will have a fireplace.

What turns you off?
See least favorite word.

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. And I use it a lot in various contexts. What a great fucking word.

What sound or noise do you love?
There are several - how about the sound of bourbon spilling over ice cubes?

What sound or noise do you hate?
Screeching.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professor.

What profession would you not like to do?
Embalmer.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"It's about time"