pivot: begonia

What is your favorite word?
rambunctious

What is your least favorite word?
buttock

What turns you on?
that is a private matter

What turns you off?
strong odors

What is your favorite curse word?
i usually don't like to curse, but when i do curse, i say "scheisse"

What sound or noise do you love?
the cooing of a mourning dove

What sound or noise do you hate?
some people make honking sounds when they blow their noses. i hate that.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
politician

What profession would you not like to do?
butcher

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Come on in!