the pivot questionnaire

I'll be posting others' responses as I receive them. Thanks for playing along!

What is your favorite word?
Undulate

What is your least favorite word?
No

What turns you on?
Intellect

What turns you off?
Lack of confidence

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

What sound or noise do you love?
Blissful sighing

What sound or noise do you hate?
Nails on a chalkboard

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Pastry chef

What profession would you not like to do?
Tollbooth worker

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Who wants a cocktail?"